P. O. Box 295545
Lewisville, Texas 75029
December 6, 2013
President Barack Obama
The White House
Re: The Wrongful Imprisonment of Irwin 'Gandhi Mandela' Schiff in Ft. Worth
Dear Mr. President:
As I sit here at home watching coverage of the life of Nelson Mandela, a man who studied Mahatma Gandhi but fell short of his ideas, I am reminded of a man sitting in your federal prison in Ft. Worth, Texas, I understand. I call him, "Irwin 'Gandhi Mandela' Schiff." He was my mentor in the Tax Honesty Movement.
He is doing a thirteen year prison sentence for teaching many hundreds of thousands of Americans to untax themselves via Gandhian tactics. As I watch my endorsements climb for Texas Governor and in the political realm, I want you to know that should the elderly Irwin 'Gandhi Mandela' Schiff die in your custody, I will hold you and George W. Bush personally responsible.
Tolstoyan-Gandhian Libertarian Candidate for Texas Governor
[Endorsed by Dr. Noam Chomsky (Intellectual of the Age), Dr. Ravindra Kumar (World's Most Prominent Gandhian Intellectual) and Bishop T. D. Jakes (World Renowned Pastor)]
cc: George W. Bush