So, I set up a poll at ChapmanForTexasGovernor2014.com with some names. I'd like everyone's input, as I expect to make hay with this account.
Tolstoyan-Gandhian Libertarian Candidate for Texas Governor
[Endorsed by Dr. Noam Chomsky (Intellectual of the Age) and Dr. Ravindra Kumar (World's Most Prominent Gandhian Intellectual)]
(Treasurer: Fred Smart)