Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Texas Filing Problem for Gubernatorial Campaign

It looks like we have a problem with the Texas State filing to become a candidate for Governor:

Quote from candidate paperwork: "I further swear that the foregoing statements included in my application are in all things true and correct.”

I'll have to approach the Texas Election Commission on this matter, as swearing an oath would be a violation of my platform to abolish the state of Texas by not taking oaths.

Gene Chapman,
Tolstoyan-Gandhian Libertarian Candidate for Texas Governor
(Endorsed by Dr. Noam Chomsky, Intellectual of the Age)